devoid of all emotion but glee, me, that is Charlie, poses as an android, with foil and an antennae. I didn’t want it to be simple just to have the areal.

Jack's Entry : A is for ArctiClean thermal surface purifier


All I can imagine that was going through Jack's head was. 'What don’t I have to leave my bedroom for', as he scanned his room for anything beginning with A. He barely leaves his room, and only then if he has run out of cigarettes and if it's not cold.

So I bet he got out of bed to find his camera, then got back in and rummaged through a box of stuff until he came up with this. Fair play to the boy, it made me laugh. What the fuck is thermal interface material anyway?

All I can think about now, is how Tom still hasn’t given me his entry for the day. He surely cannot have failed on Day 1.

Now onto B...